The Planets, post Pluto

Boing Boing published a fun post listing the winners of a contest to invent a new learn-the-planets-in-order mnemonic device, now that poor Pluto has been demoted.

The winner was Josh Mishell with:
My! Very Educated Morons Just Screwed Up Numerous Planetariums.


I also liked this, by Dave Child:
Many Very Earnest Men Just Snubbed Unfortunate Ninth Planet.


I laughed out loud, anyway.